Her: hi
Her: who is this?
Me: Hi.
Me: Who else?
Her: my house is red
Me: My cat is blue.
Her: my dog is stuck in my dryer
Her: um...
Me: My hamster got lost in my computer.
Her: I have no pants on
Me: I lost my shirt.
Her: theres a rock in my driveway
Me: There's a shoe in my hole.
Her: Don't you mean a hole in your shoe?
Me: No.
Me: In my hole.
Her: baaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: Mooooooo
Her: sicko
Her: backa!
Me: Hentaisha
Her: Thas a chicken
Me: Baka.
Her: huh?
Her: who am I?
Me: I...don't...know...
Her: who are you?
Me: I don't...want to know
Her: Well...
Her: I...
Her: would ...
Her: like...
Me: I debating that with my innerself
Her: to...
Her: know...
Me: I'm lost
Me: in my driveway.
Her: so am I
Her: in my anthill
Me: Cool, you have a driveway, too?
Her: thou gh
Me: Oh.
Her: no
Her: I wish i did
Me: Okay.
Her: I live in a toilet
Me: And I wish I had an anthill.
Me: I live in a box.
Her: I collect dictionary's for a living
Me: And my spoon's too big.
Me: I collect rats.
Me: Don't tell anyone.
Her: ok
Her: As long as you don't tell me I don't collect dictionary's
Me: Okay, I'll keep it a secret from you.
Her: alright
Her: you still don't know who this is?
Her: will you keep it a secret?
Her: I'm Bob
Her: nice to meet you
Me: Um.
Me: Okay.
Me: I'm..
Me: *looks around*
Me: Cow.
Me: Don't make fun of my name, okay?
Her: I WANT THAT NAME!
Me: Everyone thinks that Cow is the name of an animal.
Her: YOU STOLE MY NAME
Me: People are insane.
Her: YOU SUCK
Her: I WANT THAT NAME!
Me: YOUR NAME IS BILL, DAMMIT
Her: NO, IT'S FREDRICK
Me: WELL, SORRY
Her: FINE
Her: I WON'T CALL YOU WALLACE ANYMORE
Me: FINE
Me: I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
Her: *turns back*