I know, really boring. He's stupid ¬¬

Me: Happy Birthday!
Him: ok
Me: Pink sucks.
Him: okie
Him: so do u
Me: And you, too.
Him: ok?
Me: Yes?
Him: who r u?
Me: Would you also like tapioka pudding?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Him: ok
Me: I was hoping you could answer that..
Me: Kyle couldn't.
Me: Poor Kyle.
Me: Did Philip[you] die?
Me: *celebrates*