Another on-line friend that I have not met, and prolly never will; he's 20-something =--=

Him: SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
Me: WELL GOLLY GEE
Me: I'm so happy for you.
Me: You got what you always wanted: a sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick....
Him: no no no..
Him: TESTAMINTS!
Me: *blinks*
Me: That's what you always wanted?
Him: Testamints!
Me: ......Huh.....
Me: *blinks*
Me: Why do you say such things....
Me: And then...
Me: Go mute..